These are the main characters in 'The Unbearable Stupidity Of Being,' my first novel. They are best avoided if at all possible.
BOAKS, TONYLayabout. Occasional graphic designer. |
LAFLAMMEMinx. Raven-haired but otherwise scarlet. |
THE ADMIRALPossible genius. Dark ale aficionado. |
IGNACIOUS SPOREVenture capitalist. Scholar of religious symbology. |
SIR FRED GODALMINGBanker. Casts no shadow. |
BERNARD MADOLPHTwister. Often seen in banking circles. |
ALLEN STANTHORPEImbecile and accidental billionaire. |
JUNIORLaFlamme's assistant. Mute. Hearty imbiber. |
GEORGE LYTTLETONBand manager, life-sucker and delusional empire-builder. |
CHAS TARANTELLAFilm-maker. Artiste. Knob. |
