• He’s an arse isn’t he?

    • Greg Moodie

      I don’t know, I could go a pint of lagooor too.

  • Andrew Haddow

    Lagooor is pure pisswatooor. Much rathooor have a pint of pilsnooor.

    • Greg Moodie

      I’m sure if push came to shove you could be sated and placated with the fore-stated lagooor.

      • Dave Smith

        Pint of Arran Broooooowery Dug fur me, please!

  • Ach, ye should’ve gone the whole hog and had him order a pint of Deuchars, or Dee-yoootch-arse, Greg.

  • Chris Silver

    Thank you for your candoooooor