I've written two and a bit satirical novels which by the time I'm done will form at least a 'Stupid Trilogy', if not more. They're all built around the same three or four main characters and I never seem to run out of ridiculous situations to put them in. So until the point where someone decides to fell me, rhino-like,  with a dart gun you can probably expect an entire stupid series, whether you like it or not.

Here you'll also find a collection of short pieces, some political, some fiction, some political fiction. The occasional experiment in the art of trolling. An account of my week at ScotVoices, when I tormented Americans and generally made the account hosts nervous. Then there was the time I tried to sell a fleet of Trident nuclear submarines on Ebay. Happy days. May contain Elvis.