Greg Moodie is a writer and graphic designer with an impressively ludicrous CV and a poor recollection of virtually everything on it. Technically Dundonian, he says he graduated from the city’s Duncan of Jordanstone College of Art ‘before the invention of fire’ but that, like Vegas, what happened there stayed there. He has two novels under his belt but has vowed to give up shoplifting from now on. You may regret this introduction.


Climate Of Idiocy

Climate Of Idiocy

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced a U-turn on the government’s climate commitments, including pushing back the deadline for selling new petrol and diesel cars and the phasing out of gas boilers, prompting scorn and condemnation from just about everybody. read more


MoodieVision – The Documentary

MoodieVision was originally to be called ‘TubaTube’ and was intended by its creators Alistair Darling and Blair MacDougall as the follow-up to the hugely successful ‘Patronising BT Lady’. Here, the MoodieVision Two explain how it came about.. read more


The Tony Boaks Archive

The Tony Boaks Archive

Between 2008 and 2013, I wrote a blog called Tony Boaks' Despairing Notes, which became the kick-off point for two novels. I would write daily posts and once I had a feel for the direction a story was going in, I would continue writing offline and turn it into something bigger. This is the collection of archived blog posts. read more


Tam O'Shanter murals by Greg Moodie

The Tam O’Shanter Murals

At the end of 2015 I was asked to design a series of murals at the Torphichen Inn, West Lothian, based on Robert Burns' poem Tam O'Shanter. I photographed local residents and collaged them together in what ended up being seven separate panels. read more

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