All posts by Greg Moodie

A Reserved Matter

"With a psychedelic Robert Louis Stevenson emblazoned on the front cover, 'Cool Scots' provides a refreshingly contemporary reinvention of the various personalities behind Scottish culture."

COOL SCOTS BY GREG MOODIE

A Reserved Matter

In an apparent takeover of Anas Sarwar's Glasgow Southside constituency Labour Party, Sarwar was called a "f*ckwit" by a colleague. Also it was reported that Sarwar had been funded by 'the bank of mum and dad' to the tune of nearly £300k.

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Royally Screwed

"With a psychedelic Robert Louis Stevenson emblazoned on the front cover, 'Cool Scots' provides a refreshingly contemporary reinvention of the various personalities behind Scottish culture."

COOL SCOTS BY GREG MOODIE

Royally Screwed

The main story was that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office on his 66th birthday and later released under investigation. But one bizarre detail that came out was that the former prince has an extensive collection of teddy bears, and last year, when he was forced to move out of Royal Lodge to Norfolk, he felt moving would be hard for them. According to one royal source, “It really seems like being forced to move has sent him into a full-on meltdown because he keeps telling people the bears won't cope with the change, it's like he's transferring his own emotions onto them, the way a little kid would.”

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A Sorry State

"With a psychedelic Robert Louis Stevenson emblazoned on the front cover, 'Cool Scots' provides a refreshingly contemporary reinvention of the various personalities behind Scottish culture."

COOL SCOTS BY GREG MOODIE

A Sorry State

When asked whether the vetting process for Peter Mandelson's role as US Ambassador in 2024 had revealed that Mandelson was still friends with Jeffrey Epstein after the latter had served prison time for soliciting prostitution from a minor, Keir Starmer replied "Yes". That is all.

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I, Anasbot

"With a psychedelic Robert Louis Stevenson emblazoned on the front cover, 'Cool Scots' provides a refreshingly contemporary reinvention of the various personalities behind Scottish culture."

COOL SCOTS BY GREG MOODIE

I, Anasbot

Anas Sarwar said Scottish Labour would be “unleashing the most sophisticated and largest digital operation of any party in Scotland”. Then suddenly their Instagram account likes increased by 1760% and bot-like comments such as “The country needs someone who will listen to the people” and “The country deserves a fresh start” followed. In a separate story, two billionaire brothers pledged a six-figure donation to the party on the condition that Sarwar make it more distinctively Scottish.

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At The Heart

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At The Heart

In a week when Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves visited Scotland, an anonymous Labour MP admitted that Keir Starmer was as popular as something you wouldn't like to step in while walking, and another insider suggested Scottish Labour would fare better if Starmer and Reeves stayed away.

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A New Sheriff

"With a psychedelic Robert Louis Stevenson emblazoned on the front cover, 'Cool Scots' provides a refreshingly contemporary reinvention of the various personalities behind Scottish culture."

COOL SCOTS BY GREG MOODIE

A New Sheriff

BBC director general Tim Davie and CEO of News Deborah Turness resigned following an accusation of leftwing bias. It happened after the revelation that a Panorama documentary edited a speech by Donald Trump saying, “We’re going to walk down to the Capitol and I’ll be there with you, and we fight. We fight like hell.” It turns out the words were taken from sections of his speech almost an hour apart.

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The 5% Scot

"With a psychedelic Robert Louis Stevenson emblazoned on the front cover, 'Cool Scots' provides a refreshingly contemporary reinvention of the various personalities behind Scottish culture."

COOL SCOTS BY GREG MOODIE

The 5% Scot

In one week, three Labour ministers accused the SNP of being a threat to 'our' national security. When quizzed about the claim, Deputy Prime Minister David Lammy said, "I took a DNA test a few years ago, I'm 5% Scot. The people of Scotland are not a threat. They're not a threat to national security, it's the SNP. And their desire to get rid of the nuclear deterrents."

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His Royal Harness

A FEW COPIES OF THE LIMITED EDITION 2026 COOL SCOTS CALENDAR REMAINING :

Limited Edition Cool Scots 2026 Calendar

His Royal Harness

Buckingham Palace announced that Prince Andrew was to be stripped of his royal titles and would move out of his home at the Royal Lodge in Windsor. And in case anyone has forgotten, there was an Andrew puppet with wandering hands at the billionaire sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's Manhattan apartment on an occasion when the prince was present.

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