Game On
February 4, 2018
So inept was Scottish Labour's alternative budget proposal that First Minister Nicola Sturgeon asked if they were planning on funding the NHS with Monopoly money.
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Totally Wired
January 28, 2018
In the week that saw the death of The Fall's lead singer Mark E. Smith (hence the title), James Kelly MSP triumphed in his attempt to repeal the Offensive Behaviour at Football (OBFA) act.
A Tale Of Two Beards
January 21, 2018
In response to an SNP party political broadcast which may or may not have parodied Tory hack David Torrance, LibDem MSP Alex Cole-Hamilton laid a motion before Parliament saying it was a "Trumpian challenge to press freedom" and raised a formal complaint with Ofcom.
All About Me
January 14, 2018
Nigel Farage calls for a second EU referendum, Kezia Dugdale was paid between £80-85,000 for her I'm A Celebrity appearance, the Queen reveals that her crown is actually very heavy, and Ruth Davidson still thinks she's awfully important.
Phwoar!
January 7, 2018
Journalist and commentator Toby Young was appointed to the government's new universities regulator - a controversial appointment, given his long history of sexist and homophobic comments (he reportedly deleted 50,000 tweets following his appointment). But like-minded old mate Boris Johnson jumped to his defence.
Invasion Of The Copy Snatchers
December 31, 2017
It was rumoured that David Davis had been sidelined in his role as Brexit negotiator and replaced by a civil servant, Olly Robbins, who looks oddly similar. Meanwhile it was revealed that Scotland In Union had coordinated an extensive letter writing campaign to the compliant Scottish press.
Naughty But Nice
December 24, 2017
We're leaving the single market, losing the freedom to move between countries without visas, and the economy has gone to the dogs. But that's alright because we'll be getting our old 'iconic' blue passports back.
Christmas Crackers
December 16, 2017
Shocked by seeing the SNP deliver a truly progressive budget, it took a couple of hours for the opposition parties to find a negative way to spin it. But when they did, their faithful poodle press were there to spread the message of gloom.
David Davis’s Incredible Shrinking Brain
December 10, 2017
Having originally said that 57 Brexit impact studies had been carried out, in "excruciating detail", David Davis finally admitted that they do not exist.
Never Mind The Morlocks
December 3, 2017
Some minor roadworks were announced for the new Queensferry Crossing, which the unionist party leaders and the press decided to blow up into a disaster of epic proportions. Willie Rennie suggested that effectively it meant the bridge was “two years late”. Meanwhile the BBC was forced to apologise for presenting Tory propaganda as fact.