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Inspirational art in Flanagans Bar
Inspirational art in Flanagan's Bar

I didn't need a distraction to stop me from working - the computer's disappearance had taken care of that - but LaFlamme's entrance clinched it. She was a distraction and a half, with ‘danger high voltage' written all over her.

She leaned against the bookcase, casually running a painted fingernail along a shelf and ignoring the subsequent dust storm. "I figured I could help you crack this case," she suggested coolly, "or at least tell you where you're going wrong."

"Maybe you could tell me where my life went wrong," I replied, making a feeble attempt to hide the large collection of self-help books. Unfortunately this had the effect of drawing her attention to them and I quickly abandoned the ruse.

LaFlamme sauntered across the office and perched on my desk, spotting the note that she had left, with the signature ‘FF.' She added an extra ‘F' and then several more. She could have been going for a record, but instead she led me down the stairs and into the rainy street below.

"You need inspiration," she said at the entrance to Flanagan's Bar. "A sense of purpose. A sense of connection with the past." She ordered Jack Daniels and told Bert the barman to leave the bottle.

LaFlamme drew my attention to the label. "Look at the quality workmanship. It's grace, it's elegance."

I had to agree. It's hard to make so many typefaces look so good in one design. In fact, it was beautiful. I felt my spirits soar - I was having an epiphany.

"Feeling better?" she asked, with uncharacteristic sensitivity. "Good. Now it's medicine time."

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Inspirational art in Flanagan's Bar I didn't need a distraction to stop me from working - the computer's disappearance had taken care of that - but LaFlamme's entrance clinched it. She was a distraction and a half, with ‘danger high voltage' written all over her. She leaned against the bookcase, casually running a painted fingernail … Continue reading How To Find God With Jack Daniels

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After my client Spore had left, the room began to thaw out. His reptilian presence could bring a chill to any environment, let alone my generally inhospitable office.

I flicked through the pages he had left, each headed with the worst logo in the world. Drawing out a Venus Velvet, I began making some preliminary sketches before I remembered I hadn't used a pencil in ten years. I could barely write my name.

I went to fire up the pc, and I use this term because until recently it involved rubbing two sticks together.

I missed the old machine. Many's the time I'd been lulled into a womb-like reverie by the whirring of its vast engine, only to be jolted back to reality by the brittle barking of one of my lowlife clients.

But imagine my horror this afternoon when I reached for the on switch of the new silent-gliding incarnation to find it absent - replaced only by this cryptic, hand-written note: "I have taken the kid. Signed FF."

It could only mean one thing. Unable to draw and without a computer, my life as a graphic designer just got a whole lot harder.

The Graphic Designer’s Plight

After my client Spore had left, the room began to thaw out. His reptilian presence could bring a chill to any environment, let alone my generally inhospitable office. I flicked through the pages he had left, each headed with the worst logo in the world. Drawing out a Venus Velvet, I began making some preliminary … Continue reading The Graphic Designer’s Plight

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