The Onanist Express

As the battle of the election buses commenced, Boris Johnson, referring to some Labour promise, used the word 'onanism' in a speech briefed to the press. The word was dropped when the speech was delivered. He also described Labour's free internet plan as a "crazed Communist scheme' and didn't know the words to the nursery rhyme "The wheels on the bus" at a pre-school photo op.

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