Greg Moodie is a writer and graphic designer with an impressively ludicrous CV and a poor recollection of virtually everything on it. Technically Dundonian, he says he graduated from the city’s Duncan of Jordanstone College of Art ‘before the invention of fire’ but that, like Vegas, what happened there stayed there. He has two novels under his belt but has vowed to give up shoplifting from now on. You may regret this introduction.