April 26, 2020
In one of the more bizarre moments of lockdown, imbecile and President of the USA Donald Trump suggested that injecting disinfectant might be a cure for Covid-19. Health professionals around the world had to stress that this would be... um... a bad thing.
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April 19, 2020
The Tories' Scottish branch manager Jackson Carlaw formally complained to BBC Scotland about apparent pro-SNP bias. Yes, really. Meanwhile, Health Secretary Matt Hancock couldn't deliver sufficient numbers of personal protection equipment but did however supply badges with the word 'care' on them.
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April 12, 2020
Easter special. Stanley Johnson, father of the PM, was interviewed from his Devon holiday home by sychophantic hack Nick Robinson; Housing Secretary Robert Jenrick and former Conservative Branch Manager for Scotland Ruth Davidson both travelled considerable distances to visit relatives; the police were granted the right to issue spot fines for anyone flouting lockdown conditions, with predictable results.
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April 5, 2020
At the height of the coronavirus crisis, Douglas Alexander and other unionists took to social media to complain that a hospital in Glasgow was being named after Louisa Jordan, a Scottish First World War nurse. “As a son, grandson and great grandson of Scottish doctors, I think ‘Nightingale Hospital Glasgow’ would surely have better reflected the truth that we’re all in this together,” he said. Meanwhile, his former party elected a new leader in Keir Starmer.
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March 29, 2020
Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Health Secretary Matt Hancock and Scottish Secretary Alister Jack were all reported to be infected by the coronavirus Covid-19. Prince Charles also tested positive then travelled to Balmoral, in strict accordance with the government order to stay at home.
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March 23, 2020
It was reported that Boris Johnson's chief adviser Dominic Cummings's UK government coronavirus strategy could be summarised as “herd immunity, protect the economy, and if that means some pensioners die, too bad.” When health chiefs pointed out how devastating this would be for the population, they eventually saw sense and called for all bars and restaurants to be closed.
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March 15, 2020
A UK government source described the First Minister as a “total disgrace” for holding a press conference an hour before Boris Johnson to brief the public and the press about the coronavirus crisis. Piers Morgan was one of the first to get upset, tweeting "Why am I watching Nicola Sturgeon reveal COBRA decisions before the British Prime Minister? What the hell is going on????"
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March 8, 2020
Scottish Secretary Alister Jack claimed the "Boris Bridge" between Scotland and Northern Ireland was a "euphemism" for a tunnel, suggesting he doesn't really understand the word. He also claimed "it would be less expensive to tunnel it".
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March 3, 2020
It was rumoured that the Prime Minister had squirrelled himself away in order to honour a deal with his publishers for a book about Shakespeare. In the circumstances, you'd expect the opposition parties to capitalise, but they too appear to have gone awol. Meanwhile in Scotland it was revealed that Ruth Davidson was paid an unprecedented £7500 for one night's election punditry.
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February 23, 2020
Marvel Comics released a new set of British superheroes in a publication called The Union. It featured characters called Union Jack, Britannia, Snakes, Kelpie and The Choir. Independence supporters were scathing. Meanwhile, former PM Gordon Brown escaped from his enclosure and made yet another keynote speech.
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